Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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