you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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