I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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