I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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