i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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