I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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