I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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