jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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