Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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