I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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