To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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