There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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