it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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