I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
