Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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