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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"