Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.