But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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