i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.