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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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(281): # days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279 http://tfl.nu/pu81

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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(480): naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor http://tfl.nu/fgya

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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face

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(651): well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face http://tfl.nu/bl8e

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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

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(804): I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life. http://tfl.nu/74qx

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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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This is sufficient.

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(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living (1-412): bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug (412): This is sufficient. http://tfl.nu/p15m

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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'

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(732): I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.' http://tfl.nu/iq97

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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.

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(360): I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink. http://tfl.nu/xse5

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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.

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(+44): Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS. http://tfl.nu/15we

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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting

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(804): Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting http://tfl.nu/9m8j

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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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(519): Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife. http://tfl.nu/uqm2

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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes

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(334): If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes http://tfl.nu/khy3

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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.

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(412): I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call. http://tfl.nu/5iup

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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...

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(603): Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing... http://tfl.nu/j7d9

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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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(443): I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night http://tfl.nu/0wm9

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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide

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(570): You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide http://tfl.nu/eycj

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