Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.