We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit