I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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