Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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