So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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