I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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It's blow job season.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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