problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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