just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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