The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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