You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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