Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I could fuck to npr.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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