he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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