Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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