I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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