Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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