the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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