if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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