I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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