His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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