I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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