Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
