how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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