you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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