Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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