I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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