so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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