im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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