im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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