She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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