dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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