My pussy is not your playground.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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