this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it glows. i had to have it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
When are your genitals available?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
