So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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