I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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