Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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