just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
