he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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