i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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