: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.