is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage