you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dating After Heartbreak
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday