And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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