physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I didn't notice because vodka
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Everclear isn't food dammit
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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